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Choose the best joke!

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. as an australian policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'i bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the policemen's ball.' he replied, 'australian policemen don't have balls.' there was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. he then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. she was laughing too hard to start her car "customer support, how may i help you?" "hi, good afternoon. i can't print. every time i try it says 'cannot find printer'. i've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it..." A woman gets on a bus with her baby. the bus driver says: "that's the ugliest baby that i've ever seen. ugh!" the woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. she says to a man next to her: "the driver just insulted me!" the man says: "you go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, i'll hold your baby monkey for you."Once upon a time there were 3 soccer teams on a plane together. these teams were manchester united, liverpool and arsenal. their plane crashed and they were running out of food. they came upon a dead camel. manchester united said they would eat the chest coz they were manchester united. liverpool said they would eat the liver coz they were liverpool. arsenal just stood and said that they were not hungry Have you ever had eithiopian food? niether have they. A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. the bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. when he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. the bartender shook his head and walked back inside. he told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. the fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing. "what's so funny?" the bartender asked. "that stupid dave!" the fellow chortled, "he's so drunk, he thinks he's me!" Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. he doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. the other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. he gasps, "my friend is dead! what can i do?". the operator says "calm down. i can help. first, let's make sure he's dead." there is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. back on the phone, the guy says "ok, now what?"Women's rights

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#5337261 Dec 08, 2011 at 12:34 PM
Kekekekeh Admin 26 Posts	Ok so the jokes are in and here is the poll, please vote for the best im going to close voting on Thursday 15th December at 00.00 GMT. Thank you all in advance for voting, and a special thank you to those who entered. Loves you all, Kirsty/Kekekekeh

#5339149 Dec 08, 2011 at 07:26 PM
Asalyn 12 Posts	Voting for yourself shouldn't be allowed, but whatevs, more people need to vote >.< Yeah, I went there...

#5347651 Dec 10, 2011 at 02:53 PM
Kekekekeh Admin 26 Posts	So 2 people have now voted for themselves welldone guys o.O Its's ok I forgive you. Loves xx

#5347810 Dec 10, 2011 at 03:38 PM
Warden 8 Posts	Voted for the best joke. Plus if I didnt use my vote that way, it would be a tie for everyone.

#5348755 Dec 10, 2011 at 08:34 PM
Asalyn 12 Posts	if nobody else votes, honestly, those who participated in BOTH parts should be the only people entered for the prizes just sayin Yeah, I went there...

#5351580 Dec 11, 2011 at 02:08 PM
Kekekekeh Admin 26 Posts	Wow 5 people have voted now including the lovely Kiba!

#5351963 Dec 11, 2011 at 03:38 PM
Asalyn 12 Posts	So, Kiba must have been the 1 private? Way to keep it on the DL Yeah, I went there...

#5352086 Dec 11, 2011 at 04:05 PM
Kekekekeh Admin 26 Posts	I have no idea when I look no votes are private, as in no one has made theirs private o.O

#5352368 Dec 11, 2011 at 05:08 PM
Asalyn 12 Posts	joke #7, DarkWrath, 1 Private that's what I see Yeah, I went there...

#5352437 Dec 11, 2011 at 05:26 PM
DarkWrath 34 Posts	Asa and warden teamed up on the women's rights joke >.>''

#5353376 Dec 11, 2011 at 09:59 PM
Asalyn 12 Posts	Voted for the best joke, not for warden himself Q.Q moar Yeah, I went there...

#5355839 Dec 12, 2011 at 10:41 AM
Warden 8 Posts	Kiba made the cock block vote!

#5372690 Dec 15, 2011 at 03:14 AM
Kekekekeh Admin 26 Posts	So the voting has closed and here are the results: 1st place went to Warden 2nd place went to DarkWrath 3rd place went to Asalyn It was a tie so I had to use the random name generator and that was the result. Congratulations to the winners. Love Kirsty/Kekekekeh

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