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#5299582 Dec 01, 2011 at 01:21 PM · Edited 7 years ago
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New event time!! So this is going to be really easy, hopefully more people join in this time as its so easy :P
All I ask is that you either post a JOKE down below or send it to me in game to my mail box so I can screenshot them.
You have 1 week to send in your jokes then we will all vote which are the best.

Firstly the rules:
1. Only 1 joke per person.
2. If you want to change your joke please edit your original post (obviously if you send it to me in game you cant edit the original)
3. Entries are not valid after midnight (morning) Thursday 8th December.
4. If you enter on here please put your IGN (In Game Name) on your post.


Now for the best bit, the prizes. There are 3 prizes:
1st place will get a pet!


2nd place will get a 10slot bag


Lastly 3rd place will get an auric jewel.



I think thats all the info you need, have fun and remember that your fellow guildies will be judging your joke.

Loves You
Kirsty/Kekekekeh
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#5300815 Dec 01, 2011 at 05:17 PM
34 Posts
This is apparently the world's funniest joke, according to Wikipedia.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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#5301597 Dec 01, 2011 at 09:03 PM · Edited 7 years ago
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My Joke : Women's Rights


What I win?
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#5311404 Dec 03, 2011 at 09:53 PM · Edited 7 years ago
12 Posts
New joke,

A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As an Australian Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policemen's Ball.'
He replied, 'Australian Policemen don't have balls.'
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car
Yeah, I went there...
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#5313293 Dec 04, 2011 at 10:48 AM
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"
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#5314269 Dec 04, 2011 at 03:11 PM
4 Posts
Once upon a time there were 3 soccer teams on a plane together. These teams were Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal. Their plane crashed and they were running out of food. They came upon a dead camel. Manchester United said they would eat the chest coz they were Manchester United. Liverpool said they would eat the liver coz they were Liverpool. Arsenal just stood and said that they were not hungry :D :D

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#5315195 Dec 04, 2011 at 07:03 PM
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"Customer support, how may I help you?"
"Hi, good afternoon. I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Cannot find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it..."
If you say plz because it's shorter than please, I'll say no because it's shorter than yes.
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#5315539 Dec 04, 2011 at 08:54 PM
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Have you ever had Eithiopian food?





Niether have they.
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#5315540 Dec 04, 2011 at 08:54 PM
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Have you ever had Eithiopian food?





Niether have they.
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#5315981 Dec 04, 2011 at 11:38 PM
6 Posts
IGN: ValionyteXI

Joke: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your baby monkey for you."

P.S./N.B. : It's kind of a bummer that we can only post 1 joke, i got plenty more that i could share n they're all hilarious. Anyhow, these events are a really kick-ass idea Kekekekeh a.k.a Kirsty. Keep up the awesomeness!! :) :P

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Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a Mystery but Today is a Gift, that is why it's called Present.
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#5319405 Dec 05, 2011 at 01:57 PM
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Ty ValionyteXI. You can make a thread on the forums for al your other jokes if you like.

Loves,
Kirsty/Kekekekeh
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#5332480 Dec 07, 2011 at 03:08 PM
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26 Posts
Ok so theres only a few hours left to post a joke here, please do it if you haven't!

Loves
Kirsty/Kekekekeh
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